And If I See Van Helsing I Swear To The Lord I Will Slay Him Lyrics

Song Details: And If I See Van Helsing I Swear To The Lord I Will Slay Him Lyrics by Jason Segel. The song name is Dracula’s Lament which is sung by Jason Segel.

And If I See Van Helsing I Swear To The Lord I Will Slay Him Lyrics

It’s getting kind of hard to believe
Things are going to get better
I’ve been drowning too long to believe
That the tide’s going to turn

And I’ve been living too hard to believe
That things are going to get easier now
I’m still trying to shake off the pain
From the lessons I’ve learned

And if I see Van Helsing, I swear
To the Lord I will slay him! (A-ha-ha-haa!)
Take it from me
I swear I will let it be so! (A-ha-ha-ha!)

Blood will run down his face
When he is decapitated… (Aah!)
His head on my mantle is how
I will let this world know

How much I love you–
Die… die… die!
I can’t

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